I like the ones Dr. Thumbs stores in her lab. They are pink which is my favorite color even though I am a boy because I am secure in my masculinity. Which means I am a boy even though I like pink. Batman likes PopTarts too, but he doesn't tell Superman. Because Superman might giggle. I like the shiny wrappers. They crinkle. I will have to have Rat Child put PopTarts into my pack because every hero should have PopTarts and cheese. Not as many PopTarts as cheese because there should always be more cheese. I think because of the protein content.
Stars the Mighty
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