Chocolate Blanket

Rat Child and Dr. Thumbs came back from foraging and put Stars' new blanket on the gliding chair for him to find when he came inside from playing in the sunshine to energize his inner bunny.  Stars found his present quick quick and played with The Ranger.  Stars' new present is a chocolate blanket, but not the eating chocolate, the color chocolate.  It is soft on both sides.  Soft like the puppy Stars is.  Which is why Stars knows this blanket is his present.  All soft blankets belong to Stars.  Now Stars is snuggled in his new chocolate blanket with Duckie and PopTarts, the strawberry kind with pink icing.  Stars knows they're really cherry but he's pretending they're strawberry because he likes strawberry but he has only cherry.  And they are pink.  And pink goes good with a chocolate blankie.  And now Stars is falling asleep so now Stars is done talking to the computer baby.  Uh oh.  Girl America likes chocolate and fuzzy blankets and PopTarts.  Stars will have to hide the PopTarts.  Stars will share the fuzzy chocolate blanket with Girl America because she will give him kisses and cheese.  And maybe strawberry PopTarts for real and not cherry ones pretending to be strawberry but are really cherry.  Dr. Thumbs says, "Sometimes you just need a snuggly and then, there it is."  And that is very wise.  Because the Man of Light is good to the Forces of Good and knows when they need a snuggly because fighting the Evil Squirrels is hard work.  And heroes need snuggly blankets.  And cheese.  And strawberry PopTarts.

Stars the Mighty

I like PopTarts

I like the ones Dr. Thumbs stores in her lab.  They are pink which is my favorite color even though I am a boy because I am secure in my masculinity.  Which means I am a boy even though I like pink.  Batman likes PopTarts too, but he doesn't tell Superman.  Because Superman might giggle.  I like the shiny wrappers.  They crinkle.  I will have to have Rat Child put PopTarts into my pack because every hero should have PopTarts and cheese.  Not as many PopTarts as cheese because there should always be more cheese.  I think because of the protein content.

Stars the Mighty